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andthenisay:

This picture pops up on my dash at least twice a day and it is always always ALWAYS another reblog by Em & Ish.
It is of the many reasons they are da best. Also: CHEEKBONES.

andthenisay:

This picture pops up on my dash at least twice a day and it is always always ALWAYS another reblog by Em & Ish.

It is of the many reasons they are da best. Also: CHEEKBONES.

(Source: ksenyaswan, via damalur)

(Source: imyourcumberbitch)

misfires:

Liam Neeson recording a voicemail message for a fan

(via liesdamnlies)

Sister (watching for the first time): *Cries one tear.*
Me (watching for the 5th time): *Sobs uncontrollably.*

for a few months now, apparently i’ve been waking up in the middle of the night once or twice a week and writing draft emails on my phone. to convey very important information, clearly. that i have no memory of the next day, until i see there’s a new draft in gmail.

a sampling from the past two weeks:

  • Mycfoft went ba ck after shelock  eft at christms to ralk to mollt?
  • bathrum flacon
  • [one that’s just a picture of the window over my bed]
  • barukh atah adonai, eloheinu
  • Living off reichenbach monwy? Others suing to get rward, fees baxk.
  • Molly bad idea pub pints John sad

(via inkdot)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Elvis Presley - Fever

3 hours ago - 3 - 12 plays

(Source: frompillow, via liesdamnlies)

(via drholmes)


A Golden Eagle covered in the blood of its prey.

Are we sure that’s the blood of its prey? Does anyone know what shadowkitty-lj was doing immediately before this picture was taken?

A Golden Eagle covered in the blood of its prey.

Are we sure that’s the blood of its prey? Does anyone know what shadowkitty-lj was doing immediately before this picture was taken?

(Source: orphanjoy, via thequietworld)

andthenisay ha contestado a tu publicación: i am a grown-ass woman on a saturday night:

FIND ME A FACE LAB.

Oh hey look I found some professional face lab scientists to give their objective assessment! Lucky they were also around on a Saturday night. Here are their combined results:

SUBJECT:

SYMMETRY: F
ANGULARITY: F
CHEEKBONES: F
ASLAN-ITY: 90% CARDBOARD
ATTRACTIVENESS: F—-
——————————-
FINAL SCORE: GET IN ME