So this is how we spent our evening: DEFINITIVE* LAYOUT OF 221 B BAKER STREET!
(* NOT IN ANY WAY DEFINITIVE**)
(** IF YOU MAKE THE HALL TO SHERLOCK’S ROOM RUN THE WIDTH OF HIS ADDITION AND MOVE THE BATH INTO EMPTY SPACE BEHIND THE STAIRS YOU THEN JUST NEED TO MAKE MRS HUDSON’S APARTMENT ONLY FOUR FEET TALL AND PLANT SOME VINES TO TRAIL FROM THE TRANSPARENT BATH THAT FLOATS ABOVE HER ROOF BUT THAT’S ALL RIGHT BECAUSE SHE’S LITTLE!)
THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE SHIFTING FLAT: A FANFICTION
“Sherlock,” John said one day as he went to shower in Sherlock’s bathroom, which was something he did. “Sherlock, why is there poison ivy in the bathroom?”
“Mrs Hudson put it there to cover the interior window,” Sherlock remarked, and went back to smoking sensuously in the Spanish-style courtyard.
“About that,” John said. “I’ve been meaning to ask why there’s a window between the bathroom and the hall.”
“Oh, I think Gay Watson put it there so he could watch me bathe,” Sherlock said.
“Right. That makes perfect sense,” John said, and went to check that he had enough storage for his wives.
“John!” Sherlock called. “Make sure you shut the six kitchen doors behind you!”
As John climbed out of the clawfoot tub Sherlock kept in his bedroom, he thought about telling Sherlock to close the nine kitchen doors on his own, but then decided it’d get done more quickly if he did it himself.
Then John went across the hall and bought a sandwich at Speedy’s, because he deserved a sandwich because feelings.
THE END
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SHIFTING FLAT: A FANFICTION “Sherlock,” John said one day as he went to shower in Sherlock’s bathroom, which was...
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JOHN’S WIVES. JOHN’S WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES. 221b
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