i'm leslie monster

for a few months now, apparently i’ve been waking up in the middle of the night once or twice a week and writing draft emails on my phone. to convey very important information, clearly. that i have no memory of the next day, until i see there’s a new draft in gmail.

a sampling from the past two weeks:

  • Mycfoft went ba ck after shelock  eft at christms to ralk to mollt?
  • bathrum flacon
  • [one that’s just a picture of the window over my bed]
  • barukh atah adonai, eloheinu
  • Living off reichenbach monwy? Others suing to get rward, fees baxk.
  • Molly bad idea pub pints John sad

4 weeks ago
  1. notalwaysweak said: I love you for this, NGL.
  2. andthenisay said: I don’t know how to properly respond to this except for giving you a hug and a shot.
  3. folkbloodbaths said: this is fantastic.
  4. hyphenanne said: see, now I’m all WAIT DID MYCROFT GO BACK TO TALK TO MOLLY even though I am not sure how that would necessarily be relevant to anything. also please get a falcon for your bathroom.
  5. thirddeadlysin posted this