janesadwoman said:
"19!"

19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.

This is hardly unpopular at all but is there any possible answer except BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH?

I mean. What. Why. WHY.

See, okay, like, I don’t understand the previously hidden appearance kinks this crush on him is revealing. Like, tall: sure. Freckles: oh yeah. Ginger (any shade): yep! Curly hair; big hands; dat ass; looks good in tiny ill-buttoned shirts; cold eyes; swooshy coat-flaring body movements; that model strut when he rips off his scarf in Scandal; those luxurious eyebrow thickets; sex voice; crazy amazing acting range; ability to do an American accent without making me lol in horror: all of this is familiar, crush-worthy territory! Even the Hounds demon face is explainable! (Let’s just say there is a similar pre-existing Timothy Dalton situation and we’ll move on.)

But. Occasional lisp? Well, no, wait, there was that… Occasional flashes of wall-eye? Okay, um, that’s newish but… World’s largest philtrum? Uh… Chipmunk teeth? Disturbing moustaches? Posh sansabelts? OH I’M ATTRACTED TO THESE THINGS NOW GREAT THANKS. I’ve rewound his terrible “Freeman fell off his threeway” song that makes everyone in the commentary call him crazy. I’ve rewound that like twelve times every time I listen to the commentary. And I giggle at how wistful he sounds about those halcyon days when it looked like Nick Clegg might actually do something, like, why is that even a thing that would make me giggle? I can’t stop harassing Inkdot with pictures of his stupid face and groaning whenever anyone asks him to do his Rickman voice even as I queue up more videos in which people ask him to do his Rickman voice because it’s like an ecstasy of awkward embarrassment and totally adorable why am I like this

Why is this happening. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING.