I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice

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Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.

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andthenisay tagged me to share six facts about myself. sooo:

  1. I broke my right arm twice when I was a kid. One was from falling while roller skating home to watch a Care Bears movie; the other was from running headlong and hands-first into a steel door. (I was being chased by a boy who wanted to kiss me but I did not want him to. This was an effective deterrent. I do not recommend it.)
  2. Those two fractures were one inch and three years apart on the same bone. You can actually feel a bump on the bone between the fractures.
  3. In my late twenties, I developed a mild allergy to latex, which means I also am allergic to many uncooked fruits, vegetables, and nuts, like walnuts and bananas. It’s not life threatening, but I’m told it could become so if I don’t limit or eliminate my exposure, but I can’t stop eating bananas. Bananas are so good and also keep me from getting leg cramps. 
  4. When I was about seven, I shoplifted from a hardware store. They kept ten penny nails in tiered baskets. I would run my hand through the baskets because I liked the way the nails felt and sounded. On this trip, Dad called us up to the counter when he was ready to leave. Instead of opening my hand and dropping the nails I had collected, I left with them. My hand was so sweaty, but I kept it tightly closed all the way home and into my room where I hid the nails in a dresser drawer. 
  5. I am terrified of slugs. I can’t even look at them. I’ve stepped on three, once in bare feet. I do not go outside after dark in warm weather unless forced to.
  6. I get severe migraines when the barometric pressure changes rapidly, often in advance of thunderstorms, which would be useful in a world where there were no other reliable indicators of impending thunderstorms. This is not that world.

I’m supposed to tag people but I don’t know who’s already done it! Do it if you haven’t! (readwatchnaprepeat, this means you)


 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

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meet the blogger tag

I was tagged by: htbthomas!

Name:  Lisa (or ishie)

Age:  35 aw yis

Gender: Female

Selfie: lol nope

Favorites (just automatically add “and so many more” after each listing)

Food: anything with feta, Jimmy John’s subs until I found out about the owner’s political leanings, anything with olives, pizza, not seafood

Drink: Diet Pepsi, Diet Coke, Starbucks white mocha

Book: Uh, it’d be faster to make me pick the best breath I’ve ever taken

Author: Me! Ahahahaha

Song: Iris Dement’s “Leaning On The Everlasting Arms”

Movie:  True Grit, King Creole, Star Wars

TV Show: Monk, The X-Files

Band: Rolling Stones, Boy & Bear, New Pornographers

Solo artist: Springsteen, Elvis, Neko Case, Dylan, Sam Cooke, Sarah Harmer, Alela Diane

Place: home

Subject: English lit or any history

Sport: AMERICAN FOOTBALL but I feel very guilty about it because it does terrible things to the players

Male actor: Patrick Stewart

Female Actor: Katharine Hepburn


Best friend: readwatchnaprepeat

Siblings: See above!

Dream job: novelist

Political ideology: Liberal

Religion: none


Piercing: two in each lobe, one cartilage/upper ear

Languages: English, very poor Spanish, HTML/CSS/Javascript, ASP, PHP :)


Reason Behind URL: This was originally a blog about changing my (gluttonous) eating habits. It lasted about a week.

Reason behind icon: If I changed it literally no one would know who I am

Tracked tags: thirddeadlysin, allison tolman, joe the biden, elvis presley, john wayne, nasa, neko case, sansan

Why you joined: peer pressure?

First URL: I had a site on Geocities back in the day but I don’t remember it now. This is the only URL I’ve had here though.

Number of blogs: uhhh, fandom blogs? 5, i think. i have a disused pro tumblr and a rl name blog too

I tag: andthenisay allofthefeelings readwatchnaprepeat rubyvroom inkdot 

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Anonymous asked:

what kind of blogs do you follow



I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible


my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag

is it fandom???

is it feminist rants???

is it food???

who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in there

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enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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'Nuff said.




everyone should post their ten most CRUCIAL CRUCIAL CRUCIAL-ASS movies, like the movies that explain everything about yourselves in your current incarnations (not necessarily your ten favorite movies but the ten movies that you, as a person existing currently, feel would help people get to know you) (they can change later on obviously).

  1. raiders of the lost ark
  2. the empire strikes back
  3. friday
  4. psycho
  5. charlotte’s web
  6. star trek iv: the voyage home
  7. star trek iii: the search for spock
  8. muriel’s wedding
  9. the fifth element
  10. half baked
“1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.”


describe your aesthetic in four words go

cheap lazy garbage monster

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