MAN I LOVE MOVIES

connietough:

killerville:

everyone should post their ten most CRUCIAL CRUCIAL CRUCIAL-ASS movies, like the movies that explain everything about yourselves in your current incarnations (not necessarily your ten favorite movies but the ten movies that you, as a person existing currently, feel would help people get to know you) (they can change later on obviously).

  1. raiders of the lost ark
  2. the empire strikes back
  3. friday
  4. psycho
  5. charlotte’s web
  6. star trek iv: the voyage home
  7. star trek iii: the search for spock
  8. muriel’s wedding
  9. the fifth element
  10. half baked
“1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.”

benepla:

describe your aesthetic in four words go

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(via connietough)

Driver, lower my tuition please.

blackamazon:

primalbussy:

mxtori:

ohnahhureallyneedtochill:

misterdelfuego:

ignoranceaintshit:

supreme-insanity:

I don’t have enough money for my basic needs. 

Working 40+ hours just to pay my rent

Now I don’t even have a single cent

Tuition is high, I gotta pay for books

Oh i’m so broke and I don’t wanna look

I popped open my wallet, no funds to count

my credit declined and my check just bounced

Oh, there daddy, daddy betta bring that TAP
Oh, baby, baby where my FASFA at?

Gon’ take me 45 years to pay off all dis debt 

and I aineem finished college yet

Took my money… I just want to get a decent credit score

Took my money .. I can’t pay this interest anymore

This debt I got is gonna kill me 

Gonna kill me

(via spaceshipmatria)

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

(via connietough)

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(via boonies)

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koumatora:

d0cpr0fess0r:

"I Can’t Find Your Fucking Next Page Arrows So Let Me Just Manually Type ‘/page/2’ You Dirtfuck" - A History of Tumblr Layouts

"your text is so tiny it’s impossible to read so let me zoom in until it’s cut off by your fucking sidebar so i can’t read it anyway" - an exhaustively researched investigative report

"i can’t wait until you’re a lazy old on the internets too" - a ten part series

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

(via slybrunette)