• sister: this chicken is really good. it reminds me of some other chicken i ate once that was really good
  • me: cool story bro
  • sister: I AM YOUR SISTER!!!!!!!!!!
nbchannibal:

#Even the music is people

i don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say i have never laughed so hard in my entire life as i am right now

(via bibliovore)

pranksterpianist:

karkinogeneticist:

i was deleting my facebook and then

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hOW DO YOU EVEN READ THIS? SO I PLAYED THE AUDIO AND THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

I AM SO CONFUSED

IM LAUFHING SO MCUH

(via muirmarie)

mareluna3001:

This is like the end of a horror movie.

or the start of a pranking movie!

(via galfridian)

just googled cunnilingus

bigbardas:

derfreischutz | mothybutt:

its not a cloud

Very strong contender for “best post of all time”

(via squintyoureyes)

nailure:

lordofthebananastand:

Look at banner, Hobbits!

Not a huge LOTR fan but I approve of Arrested Development + anything else ever.  Emma introducing me to this tumblr made my liiife.

(via pearlo)

rubyvroom:

depressingfacts:

jonathan-cunningham:

world-shaker:

Well that’s embarrassing.

It’s like he’s trying to lose.

I’m pretty sure R Money is like…his rapper name or the name of his rap album that’s going to come out in 2012. 

I GOT MONEY, FUCK YA’LL I’M RICH.

It’s either that, a Freudian slip, or a literal fuck you to everybody similar to M.I.A. at the Super Bowl.

R MONEY