4th Nov 2013
  • sister: this chicken is really good. it reminds me of some other chicken i ate once that was really good
  • me: cool story bro
  • sister: I AM YOUR SISTER!!!!!!!!!!
25th Aug 2013

(Source: catleecious)

4th Jun 2013

(Source: jamescookjr)

19th May 2013
nbchannibal:

#Even the music is people
8th May 2013
16th Mar 2013

i don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say i have never laughed so hard in my entire life as i am right now

(Source: pleatedjeans)

13th Dec 2012
17th Nov 2012

purlsbeforewine:

danceanthems:

this is just a general notice that if you haven’t read the the msscribe story or the cassandra clare plagiarism debacle on bad_penny, you are really missing out on the depths of the TRULY ridiculous in fandom history.

required reading, imo.

(Source: meowsica)

10th Oct 2012

mareluna3001:

This is like the end of a horror movie.

or the start of a pranking movie!

20th Jun 2012

just googled cunnilingus

bigbardas:

derfreischutz | mothybutt:

its not a cloud

Very strong contender for “best post of all time”

(Source: zukuku)

21st Apr 2012
3rd Apr 2012

eeriewhisper:

“Oh wait. I’ve got a wife, right?”

18th Mar 2012
nailure:

lordofthebananastand:

Look at banner, Hobbits!

Not a huge LOTR fan but I approve of Arrested Development + anything else ever.  Emma introducing me to this tumblr made my liiife.

nailure:

lordofthebananastand:

Look at banner, Hobbits!

Not a huge LOTR fan but I approve of Arrested Development + anything else ever.  Emma introducing me to this tumblr made my liiife.

19th Feb 2012

(Source: funnymushroom)

8th Feb 2012
rubyvroom:

depressingfacts:

jonathan-cunningham:

world-shaker:

Well that’s embarrassing. 

It’s like he’s trying to lose.

I’m pretty sure R Money is like…his rapper name or the name of his rap album that’s going to come out in 2012. 
I GOT MONEY, FUCK YA’LL I’M RICH.
It’s either that, a Freudian slip, or a literal fuck you to everybody similar to M.I.A. at the Super Bowl.

R MONEY 

rubyvroom:

depressingfacts:

jonathan-cunningham:

world-shaker:

Well that’s embarrassing.

It’s like he’s trying to lose.

I’m pretty sure R Money is like…his rapper name or the name of his rap album that’s going to come out in 2012. 

I GOT MONEY, FUCK YA’LL I’M RICH.

It’s either that, a Freudian slip, or a literal fuck you to everybody similar to M.I.A. at the Super Bowl.

R MONEY