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26 May 12 257 notes

oh elementary

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sophistory:

leupagus:

fiveyearmission:

…Okay so the Elementary preview was pretty charming. I will give you that. JLM is really fantastic, and the script is dumb but kind of watchable. I think they have an okay amount of chemistry, not particularly striking, but.

BUT WHY DID THEY HAVE TO COMPLETELY RUIN WATSON’S CHARACTER. No, I’m not talking about her being a woman, I think that and Lucy Liu doing that could have had a LOT of potential. I just don’t understand why she had to stop being a crackshot injured army doctor.

I’m seriously astonished that Tumblr hasn’t leapt all over that yet. Like, guys. Sherlock is pretty much exactly the same (except he’s closer to the drug use and more sexual/aromantic than romantic/asexual). Why did they have to strip out every defining element of Watson’s character? Why wasn’t she in the army? She’s not even a doctor anymore because of her own incompetence, how is that a good thing? Was it not believable to have her be all those things and a woman? 

It seems like it’s all just an effort to squash Joan into the role of Sherlock’s babysitter, someone who is paid to be at his side, someone he doesn’t even want there. Why couldn’t they, like in the stories, like in Sherlock, have found something in each other that clicks, that makes them want to live together right away, that makes them get each other on some deeper level?

The wasted potential of this show is heartbreaking. I would have loved a badass veteran doctor Joan. We know Lucy Liu can be a total BAMF (see: Kill Bill). Why is she relegated to the role of, essentially, a nag, taken aback by the (extremely lame) talent of Sherlock to memorize dialogue?

Ugh. She better get to shoot a gun.

Sorry, nope. This preview only makes me more excited, more enthusiastic, and more willing to trust the showrunners, because this is a Watson that I am actually interested in.

The Watson from the stories bores me. The Watson that Jude Law plays bores me. The Watson from the Grenada series bores me. The Watson that Martin Freeman plays bores the fuck out of me - a womanizing, disapproving, prudish twerp who never empathizes with anyone for one minute of his life. I’m tired of Watsons whose main characteristics are things that I can’t empathize with - either wartime trauma or slavering hero-worship or disdainful dismissal of women as anything other than WAGs. I admire Holmes; I tolerate Watson. Having good aim and a woobie backstory doesn’t make him valuable to me.

As for “she better get to shoot a gun” - I don’t even know where to start. Suffice it to say that I’ve shot a gun, and I’m not a badass. Maybe there’s a certain number of times you have to do it before you get the badassery license?

But Joan Watson is incredibly interesting - and yes, it’s because she’s a woman. She’s a woman who pulls in harness with one of the greatest minds in the world, and she’s not an idealized counterpart like Irene or a punchline like Molly from Sherlock. Moreover, she’s a woman dealing with heartache - not the heartache of foiled romance, but the heartache of a lost career, of a haunting mistake, of a life that’s gone wrong. I want Joan to grab at Sherlock as a lifeboat the same way that all Watsons grab onto their Holmses, and I don’t need an army background or an obsession with guns to get it. (Fun fact: before the Sherlock TV show, I had no idea Watson was in the military. It’s mentioned exactly once in the recent film adaptation and hardly ever in either the books or the Grenada adaptation. I’ve checked.) And that’s exactly what I saw in the preview - a dawning glee, a relish that’s just starting to unfold. The first episode we get and Joan already smiles when Sherlock does something amazing.

Speaking of which: Joan Watson makes Sherlock Holmes a pleasure to experience.For the first time since I picked up these stories when I was nine years old, I have an in; I get to watch Sherlock Holmes work without the knowledge that his character and narrator - and author - would’ve dismissed me because of my sex, would have ignored me and made sweeping generalizations about me based solely on the fact that I wasn’t a man. Because in every single permutation of Sherlock Holmes, except this one, Sherlock Holmes is portrayed as a sexist; moreover that is perceived as perfectly fine, funny even.

But now for the first time, Sherlock Holmes is actually updated - he’s someone whose eccentricities aren’t a short hop away from sociopathy, someone who can be kind, someone who can respect a woman and treat her as an equal. Joan makes Watson interesting - and she makes Sherlock fascinating.

In short: I’ll be over here, rooting for seven seasons and a movie.

ETA: you know I’m srs bzns when I use “moreover” twice in one rant.

Oh, god, so much of this. And can I just - I am so tired, so tired of this Strong Female Character crap, where a woman has to be a gun-toting, butt-kicking babe in order to be considered the equal of a male character.

I mean, there is nothing wrong with those things! I am a-okay with a female characters whose badassery is outwardly manifest in physical ability or combat skills or etc. But these things are not the sine qua non of strength, and I reject utterly the notion that female!WoC!professionally-ostracized!Watson cannot be every bit as strong, as loyal, as steadfast, as moral, as adventurous, as fierce, as capable, as competent as white!male!army-doctor!Watson; that she hasn’t fought just as many battles in her life, albeit of a different sort, or that her tragedy is any less devastating for not being accompanied by an actual, physical wound.

Like, Jesus! She’s a woman, she’s non-white, she was a practising professional in one of the most demanding occupations around, in one of the most competitive fields - can you imagine all the racist, sexist bullshit she’s had to put up with, her whole life, to get to where she was? And then to have it all taken away from her, to be told by the system that actually, in the end, she really wasn’t good enough, that she really didn’t have what it took, that - one way or another - she was always going to wind up failing?

Suffice to say I’m a hell of a lot more interested in watching Joan Watson come back swinging than I am in another Average (White) Joe Everyman.

(Also, come on. She lost - or ””’lost””’ - a patient who was consulting with the NYPD. In a show about Sherlock freaking Holmes, there is literally no way that isn’t a plotty set-up of some kind, and to see everyone falling all over themselves in their rush to label her ‘incompetent’ instead is… well. It’s kind of telling, is all.)

OH I AM ON MY KNEES

I AM ON MY KNEES

BECAUSE THIS

THIS IS WHY I AM EXCITED FOR ELEMENTARY

Because actually, I’m tired of John “No Homo” Watson. I’m tired of Sherlock’s sexism going unchecked because the writers’ sexism goes unchecked. I’m tired of women with guns being perceived as stronger than women with fucking autonomy and humanity. 

And I’m tired of feeling like I don’t quite belong in the Sherlock Holmes world. Because Irene is “the woman” and there’s no room for the rest. 

If we can have Doglock, then we can have Joan Watson.

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22 May 12 1,648 notes

sophistory:

“But Sherlock Holmes never hates it when he’s right!”

  • Without a word Holmes hurried to a carriage, and during the long seven miles’ drive he never opened his mouth. Seldom have I seen him so utterly despondent. He had been uneasy during all our journey from town, and I had observed that he had turned over the morning papers with anxious attention, but now this sudden realization of his worst fears left him in a blank melancholy. He leaned back in his seat, lost in gloomy speculation.
    The Adventure of the Dancing Men, Holmes upon being proven right about the case by way of the death of his client.

“But Watson would never flinch at a grisly scene!”

    • “That’s better!” said he. “And now, Doctor, perhaps you would kindly attend to my thumb, or rather to the place where my thumb used to be.”

      He unwound the handkerchief and held out his hand. It gave even my hardened nerves a shudder to look at it. There were four protruding fingers and a horrid red, spongy surface where the thumb should have been. It had been hacked or torn right out from the roots.

      “Good heavens!” I cried, “this is a terrible injury. It must have bled considerably.”
      The Adventure of the Engineer’s Thumb
  • The key being turned, however, the hole was not entirely closed. Sherlock Holmes bent down to it and instantly rose again with a sharp intaking of the breath.

    “There is something devilish in this, Watson,” said he, more moved than I had ever before seen him. “What do you make of it?”

    I stooped to the hole and recoiled in horror. Moonlight was streaming into the room, and it was bright with a vague and shifty radiance. Looking straight at me and suspended, as it were, in the air, for all beneath was in shadow, there hung a face — the very face of our companion Thaddeus. There was the same high, shining head, the same circular bristle of red hair, the same bloodless countenance.
    The Sign of Four
“But Johnny Lee Miller’s English accent is so fake!”
“But LONDON - !!”
  • Cases in ACD canon that take place in London: 31
  • Cases in ACD canon that take place outside London: 29

ok? ok.

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20 May 12 1 note

damalur said:
"and speaking of so wrong it's right (we weren't discussing that? SCANDALOUS), how about sansa/sandor or sherlock/molly?"

WHY DID I SAY GIVE ME PAIRINGS EVERYONE IS KILLING ME WITH THESE CHOICES

Fine, okay, Sansa/Sandor. BECAUSE a) ugggggggh and b) UGGGGGGH. Um, that roughly translates to THERE IS SUCH POTENTIAL FOR THEM IN THE FUTURE PROVIDED CERTAIN FAN THEORIES ARE RIGHT AND ALSO ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD IS FOR THOSE THEORIES TO BE RIGHT. And because the aforementioned beauty/beast weakness I have, plus also! She is totally going to be a pegging major, for starters, and the pairing I love more than anything in the world is pegging major/(awesome) faily guy, which THIS IS. Like. UGH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS FOREVER, BUT: SPOILERS. >:(

Buttttt Sherlock/Molly *_* except that Molly deserves someone who will actually give her time, attention, and consideration, and Sherlock is never ever ever ever ever ever ever going to be that dude. For Watson he will eventually be something like that dude (and is already well on his way there obviously) but in Sherlock’s world there is Sherlock, and then there is Watson, and then there is everybody else. 

damalur answers! asoiaf game of thrones sherlock

17 May 12 123 notes

GET IN THE TARDIS IT’S TIME TO STOP RATTIGAN

jedifreac:

under-my-umber-ellie:

I FUCKING HATE AMERICANS

I don’t think I would mind as much if Sherlock were also a girl. And Watson wasn’t Asian. THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING ENGLISH. IT’S A FUCKING ENGLISH STORY STOP PUTTING YOUR SLIMY AMERICAN FINGERS INTO EVERYTHING.

I vote for a boycott.

A Cumberboycott, if need be.

I HATE AMERICANS TOO LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID WTF

I don’t think I would mind as much if Sherlock were also a girl.  And Watson wasn’t a mouse.  THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HUMAN!!!!  IT’S A HUMAN STORY STOP PUTTING YOUR SLIMY AMERICAN MOUSE FINGERS INTO EVERYTHING.

We need to boycott this, Cumberbunnies.

It’s not like there are 250 other depictions of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson featuring them as two white British dudes.  Making Sherlock Holmes a mouse is almost as bad as casting Watson as an Asian American woman; it is so dreadfully terrible.  Little British boys will never have the opportunity to see themselves reflected in the sidekick character of Watson if they see The Great Mouse Detective.

IT’S TIME TO PLAY THE WORLD’S TINIEST VIOLIN U GAIS

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amazing sherlock elementary

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16 May 12 1,704 notes

Steven Moffat promises a puzzling climax to Sherlock's third series: Show's creator insists that the conclusion to the next series will leave fans "as frustrated as they ever were."

bakerstreetbabes:

Sherlock’s executive producer Steven Moffat has promised fans that the climax to the glossy detective drama’s third series will leave them “just as frustrated as ever they were.”

Speaking at the Bafta Craft awards held last weekend, the writer admitted that he and co-writer Mark Gatiss had already penned an ingenious conclusion to the eagerly-awaited third season of the show. He said: “We’ve had our meeting, we’ve decided what we’re doing and how we’re going to approach it, and I think we’ve got a climax to the next series that will have people just as frustrated as they ever were.”

Moffat also said that Sherlock’s faux-demise at the end of series two would likely go down as one of the most cunning in history when its method is revealed to fans. “We know what we’re doing. If Sherlock Holmes is going to fake his own death, it better be the best faked death of all time. I think it’s pretty good,” he said.

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sherlock ugh go away i've never seen anyone with such a massive hard-on for his own perceived cleverness before

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