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25 May 12 6 notes just finished deathly hallows part 2. accurate gif is accurate.
i don’t know how anyone managed to watch it in public tbh. i was just straight up weeping for like 75 minutes straight. i might even have cried more than when i read the book on release day? and i cried SO MUCH that day.

just finished deathly hallows part 2. accurate gif is accurate.

i don’t know how anyone managed to watch it in public tbh. i was just straight up weeping for like 75 minutes straight. i might even have cried more than when i read the book on release day? and i cried SO MUCH that day.

harry potter oh my jesus god why nevilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle hell is watching a movie with someone who asks questions two minutes before they're answered onscreen

03 May 12 545 notes

Lauren Socha sentenced to 4 months in jails (suspended)

ashareela:

Oh Lauren why? (she was was sentenced to four months in jail suspended and 80 hrs community service)

Lauren Socha, a star of E4’s Misfits, has pleaded guilty to racially aggravated assault of a taxi driver.

The BAFTA-winning actress, who plays Kelly in the teen drama, was sentenced to four months in jail for attacking Sakander Iqbal in Derby city centre in the early hours of the morning on October 1 last year.

….

Socha was accused of punching and racially abusing the cab driver following a nine-hour drinking session. Iqbal, 52, is quoted by The Independent as saying that the incident represents the worst abuse he has received since moving to the UK in 1970.

“She called me a P**i, a dirty b**stard and said, ‘You’re Asian, f**k off back to where you came from’,” he told reporters. “She said, ‘Do you know who I am? I’ll have your family lifted’.”

(via notalwaysweak)

lauren socha ugh why racism disappointment technology 100%

Origin: ashareela

12 April 12 37 notes ladyhouston:

allxfiles:

:/

Did Playgirl actually have any porn in it?

oh my actual god i had this issue
(they did (do? is playgirl still a thing that happens?) a totally naked centerfold, and lots of single shots of naked dudes throughout, and all of it was so awkwardly hilarious i can’t even. we got a subscription in college so we could horrify the straight dudes who left their playboys all over the place but got upset if they came to ours and these were out, but mostly we drank and lol’d uproariously when the new one arrived)

ladyhouston:

allxfiles:

:/

Did Playgirl actually have any porn in it?

oh my actual god i had this issue

(they did (do? is playgirl still a thing that happens?) a totally naked centerfold, and lots of single shots of naked dudes throughout, and all of it was so awkwardly hilarious i can’t even. we got a subscription in college so we could horrify the straight dudes who left their playboys all over the place but got upset if they came to ours and these were out, but mostly we drank and lol’d uproariously when the new one arrived)

god why david duchovny why are you like this

Origin: allxfiles

03 April 12 7 notes
I will cut marginal taxes across the board, I want to get good jobs in this country. Let’s lower taxes for employers!

Mitt Romney, pitching his vision of (among other things) free-market enterprise and lower taxation on businesses. (via shortformblog)

Look, Mittens, if corporate profit margins are at record highs, then why the fuck do they need their taxes lowered? They can reinvest some of those profits in expansion and new jobs and we’ll keep using their tax payments to pay for shit like EDUCATING OUR CHILDREN SO WE CAN COMPETE WITH OTHER COUNTRIES IN TEN OR TWENTY YEARS.



OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU EVEN A PERSON WHO IS TAKEN SERIOUSLY WHY WHY YOU HAVE REVERSED LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID YOU BELIEVED IN FOR THE SAKE OF A FEW MORE VOTES WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE WANT TO VOTE FOR THAT politics ANGRYMAKING

Origin: shortformblog